If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.



Perez Hilton being eaten by a shark makes up for all the wrongs Sharknado 2 has done and may do.

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REALLY 

FUCKING

JARED THE SUBWAY GUY

SAYING YOU SHOULD EAT FRESH

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salazhar:

Since the start of 2014 I have:

Gotten a new piercing.
Dyed my hair.
Ended a relationship.
Started a new relationship.

Been on a long car journey. 
Passed an exam.
Cried on someone’s shoulder.
Had a massive fight with a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Received flowers.
Had a Valentine.
Written a letter using pen and paper.
Gone to see a therapist.
Been prescribed medication by a doctor.
Read a really good book.
Gone to the zoo.
Spent too much money on unnecessary things.
Traveled by train.
Cried over someone.
Spent a day out in the sun getting a tan.
Slammed a door out of frustration.
Had an anxiety attack.
Had a BBQ.
Gone to the fair.
Gone bowling.
Seen a film at the cinema in 3D.
Gone on a date.
Been the only sober one on a night out.
Helped someone home after they’d had too much to drink.
Stayed up all night.
Talked on the phone for over 2 hours. 
Supported someone who’d received bad news.
Watched some kind of live sporting event. 
Read an entire book in one day.
Bought a DVD the day it was released.
Eaten McDonald’s more than four times in a single week.
Cried as a result of exam stress.
Met some incredible new people.
Fallen backwards off a chair. 
Broken my glasses.
Cried over someone in my past.
Spent hours aimlessly browsing the internet. 
Thrown up.
Cried over a film.
Gone out of my way to avoid an ex-significant other.
Fought with someone in public.
Been in a relationship for a year or longer.

(via wolfsbaneshampoo)


astoundingbeyondbelief:

BUT IF YOU’RE NOT A SHARKNADO AND I’M NOT A SHARKNADO

THEN WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE


astoundingbeyondbelief:

Cut to sharks gazing at a wanted poster of Tara Reid.


GODDAMMIT I WAS RIGHT HE IS THE SURGEON 

GODDAMMIT I WAS RIGHT HE IS THE SURGEON 

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IS THAT BILLY RAY CYRUS AS A DOCTOR?!

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